Archive For The “Humor” Category
By Frank Tuttle
Six stories of magic, mirth, secret, and monsters, jointly for the 1st time!
In this anthology you get:
"Keeping the Peace" -- The Troll conflict is over, keep for a lone sorceress and the renegade common she's spent years monitoring down. however the normal holds a secret...
"The Harper at Sea" -- Jere the Harper, afloat on a raft, in the middle of the nice White Sea. His simply desire is rescue -- yet will the merfolk be his undoing?
"Waking the Master" -- The previous wizard's home is shrewdpermanent, hard-working, and desirous to please. So whilst the grasp oversleeps, the home comes to a decision to take charge.
"The fact approximately Arphon and the Apple Farmer's Daughter" -- Jere the Harper once more unearths himself within the improper position on the flawed time. Can he sing his approach out of difficulty, or has the harper sung his last?
"One Such Shore" -- Silicy takes to the ocean to pursue her desires. however the Sea is a dangerous position, and the storms Silicy faces might strength her to hunt a brand new shore.
"Tinker Bell, Cannon Dale, and the All Wheeling Nick of Time"-- Elves. Bicycles. Shotguns. Whiskey. simply one other day for Tir Na Nog's preferable bicycle repairman -- yet an evening is falling that would swap him perpetually.
By Tim McGrath
This can be a compilation of the easiest jokes Ever!
43 chapters which are bound to please and offend nearly everyone.
If you've got a polluted experience of humor...You will Love This e-book!
By Mark Leyner
Excessive above the bustling streets of Dubai, within the world's tallest and most magnificent skyscraper, live the gods and goddesses of the fashionable global. considering that they emerged 14 billion years in the past from a bus blaring a song remarkably just like the Mister Softee jingle, they have wreaked mischief and havoc on mankind. not able to manage their jealousies, the gods have splintered into numerous factions, led by way of the immortal enemies XOXO, Shanice, l. a. Felina, Fast-Cooking Ali, and rich person Magoo. Ike Karton, an unemployed butcher from New Jersey, is their present obsession.
Ritualistically recited via a forged of drug-addled bards, THE SUGAR FROSTED NUTSACK is Ike's epic tale. A raucous story of gods and males confronting lust, ambition, dying, and the everlasting verities, it's a wildly enjoyable, wickedly quick gambol during the unmapped corridors of the mind's eye.
By Matt Groening
It's not easy to think that the Simpsons were round for greater than a decade. this day, The Simpsons is the longest-running lively sequence of all time (dethroning The Flintstones in February 1997), and an intrinsic a part of popular culture.
Complete consultant for your favorite Show is a party of this family's extra special decade. prepared by way of season, the publication covers each one episode of the tv express, with the designated episodes (the annual Halloween exhibit, "Who Shot Mr. Burns?" and "Krusty will get Kancelled") receiving eyeball-busting two-page spreads. moreover, distinct sidebars are sprinkled all through, displaying:
- Simpsons firsts
- Bart's chalkboard traces
- Top Homerisms
- An Itchy & Scratchy filmography
- A Springfield timeline
- Things the viewers could have overlooked
Highlighting the easiest of each exhibit, The Simpsons is the final word get together of the sketch family members that has saved the area in stitches. it's the final must-have for all Simpsons aficionados.
By Laura Zigman
Ellen Franck isn't really in love with giant chicken. in any case, he is an enormous yellow Sesame road personality -- and she's an clever unmarried girl with a superb task. nonetheless, huge chicken is asking like a greater candidate for fatherhood each day: he is tall, affectionate, and progressively hired. And at once, for Ellen, thirty-five years outdated and death to have a child, nearly any father will do.
In her hilarious and heartbreaking new novel, Laura Zigman, bestselling writer of Animal Husbandry, explores what occurs whilst the lifestyles now we have selected is not that existence we anticipated it to be. And at this element Ellen Franck is rethinking all her offerings.
Mired in a courting with a guy who's higher at brooding than breeding, sister to a lady who can not seem to cease having infants, and dealing less than a chairman who's approximately to have the infant bathe of the last decade, Ellen is familiar with the trail to motherhood is obvious. All she has to do is go away her courting, horrify her kin, locate an nameless father, and develop into independently wealthy.
Piece of cake.
By Joe Pickett
By Wendy Northcutt
The Darwin Awards II: Unnatural Selection brings jointly a clean choice of the hapless, the heedless, and the simply undeniable foolhardy between us. Salute the landlord of an gear education university who demonstrates the hazards of riding a forklift via failing to outlive the filming of his personal protection video. Gawk on the couple who nod off on a sloping roof. Witness the shepherd who leaves his rifle unsecured—only to be by accident shot via one in every of his personal flock.
With over 100 Darwin Award Winners, Honorable Mentions, and debunked city Legends, plus technology and safeguard suggestions for heading off the scythe of usual choice, The Darwin Awards II proves once more how unusual good judgment can be.
By P. G. Wodehouse
P. G. Wodehouse is famous because the maximum English comedian author of the 20th century. introduced at the twenty-fifth anniversary of his dying, each one omit Wodehouse is the best version of the master's paintings ever published.
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By Andy Riley
Rabbits. we will by no means really understand why, yet occasionally they make a decision they have simply had adequate of this international- and that is once they begin getting inventive. The ebook of Bunny Suicides follows over 100 bunnies as they locate ever extra outlandish how you can do themselves in. From an come upon with the company finish of Darth Vader's lightsaber, to supergluing themselves to a diving submarine, to putting round beneath a unfastened stalactite, those bunnies are fascinated about suicide.
Illustrated in a stark and easy kind, The ebook of Bunny Suicides is a set of hilarious and outrageous cartoons that may entice someone involved with their evil side.
By P.G. Wodehouse
A pleasant romp in the course of the early occupation of Mike, a skilled sportsman. The evocation of public tuition existence and the codes of honor belonging to varsity, family members, and the sport are conveyed with all Wodehouse's ordinary wit and brilliance.